Hand Me The Keys T-Shirt
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: A SHIRT READING “HAND ME THE KEYS T-SHIRT” IS NOW ON THE SHELF.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
- MATERIAL: COTTON.
- WEIGHT: SUFFICIENT.
- FIT: BOX-ADJACENT.
- STATEMENT: A COMPLETE THOUGHT, PRINTED IN FULL.
- INK: WATER-BASED, OPINIONATED.
- SIZES: S–3XL.
- ORIGIN: PRINTED TO ORDER, USA.
DISCLOSURE: THIS SHIRT SAYS “HAND ME THE KEYS T-SHIRT”. IT WILL CONTINUE TO SAY THAT.
MACHINE WASH COLD, INSIDE OUT. TUMBLE DRY LOW OR HANG. DO NOT IRON THE PRINT. DO NOT DRY CLEAN A T-SHIRT. NOBODY INVOLVED WOULD RESPECT IT. AISLE 9 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SHRINKAGE OF ANY KIND.
SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT UNISEX COTTON TEE · S–3XL. Measured laid flat, in inches. Between sizes? Size up.
| SIZE | CHEST | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
SHIPPING & RECEIVING
Printed to order in 2–5 business days, then 5–7 in transit. US orders over $100 ship free. 30-day returns, unworn and unwashed.
SHIPPING & RECEIVING POLICY →Bought together by people making a series of decisions.
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FROM THE SAME AISLE
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Hand Me The Keys T-Shirt