MEASURE TWICE, ADMIT ONCE
SIZE GUIDE
Unisex heavyweight tee. Garment measured laid flat, in inches. If you are between sizes, size up — the shirt should be relaxed, like you.
| SIZE | CHEST (ACROSS) | LENGTH | SLEEVE |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ | 8.25″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ | 8.63″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ | 9″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ | 9.38″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ | 9.75″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ | 10.13″ |
HOW TO MEASURE
Take a shirt that fits how you want this one to fit. Lay it flat. Measure armpit to armpit (chest), collar to hem (length). Compare to the table. Trust the table over your optimism.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Wash inside out. Cold water. Hang dry or tumble low. Do not iron the print. Do not dry clean a t-shirt; nobody involved would respect it.