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I Peaked At My Own Birthday Party (Age 9) T-Shirt

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I Gave A Eulogy And Plugged My Instagram T-Shirt

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My Group Chat Has A Group Chat Without Me T-Shirt

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I Got Community Noted In Real Life T-Shirt

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I Won An Argument With My Therapist (She Billed Me Extra) T-Shirt

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I Told My Barber "Do Whatever" And Paid For It Twice T-Shirt

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My Sleep Paralysis Demon Filed A Complaint T-Shirt

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I Got Dumped In A Costco Parking Lot And Still Went Inside T-Shirt

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I Applied To Be A Mall Santa Out Of Loneliness T-Shirt

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I Got Caught Practicing My Argument In The Mirror T-Shirt

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I Sent A Risky Text To The Family Group Chat And Moved Provinces T-Shirt

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I Matched With My Dentist And Still Went To The Appointment T-Shirt

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I Got Banned From Trivia Night For Vibes Alone T-Shirt

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I Was The Best Man And Lost The Rings T-Shirt

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My Uber Rating Dropped After One Conversation T-Shirt

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I Got Rejected At A Silent Disco T-Shirt

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I Cried At A Car Wash In 2022 T-Shirt

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I Got Left On Read By A Chatbot T-Shirt

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I Lied About My Height On Three Apps T-Shirt

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I Got Kicked Out Of A Buffet For Strategy T-Shirt

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I Watch My Ex's Stories (On A Burner) T-Shirt

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I Lie During Therapy T-Shirt

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I Flirt With Waitresses (They Hate It) T-Shirt

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My Roman Empire Is My Own Mistakes T-Shirt

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