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I ❤
Devotion, printed plainly. You said it, we set it in Arial.
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DOWN BAD
For lapses in judgment you would like to wear in public.
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THE CONFESSIONS
Admissions in cotton. No priest, no absolution, free shipping over $100.
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FREAK BEHAVIOR
Conduct unbecoming, sizes S–3XL. Reported by others, worn by you.
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WARNING LABELS
Full disclosure, worn on the chest. Handle with the appropriate caution.
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MINOR CRIMES
Misdemeanors only. Nothing here rises to the level of a felony. Probably.
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LIVER DAMAGE
Consequences of a good time, itemized. Drink responsibly, dress otherwise.
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TYPO’D
Errors we kept on purpose. The mistake is the design. No refunds on irony.
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For the person who has everything and understands none of it.
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