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1I ❤Devotion, printed plainly. You said it, we set it in Arial.2DOWN BADFor lapses in judgment you would like to wear in public.3THE CONFESSIONSAdmissions in cotton. No priest, no absolution, free shipping over $100.4FREAK BEHAVIORConduct unbecoming, sizes S–3XL. Reported by others, worn by you.5WARNING LABELSFull disclosure, worn on the chest. Handle with the appropriate caution.6MINOR CRIMESMisdemeanors only. Nothing here rises to the level of a felony. Probably.7LIVER DAMAGEConsequences of a good time, itemized. Drink responsibly, dress otherwise.8TYPO’DErrors we kept on purpose. The mistake is the design. No refunds on irony.9GIFTS FOR IDIOTSFor the person who has everything and understands none of it.

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